Eugene

A group of people known as weirdos. They can be found on the Internet, school, and other places where they are described as disturbing. Eugene's are the second most disturbing and creepiest people on the internet besides feminests.

Birdman likes to roast all the Eugenes.

I just want to say this to all Eugenes. "Fuck you!"

by Fuck Eugenes August 1, 2016

eugene

A person who is planning to shoot a school. Eugenes will commonly wear fedoras.

Eugene is reaching into his bag, run!

by Swegory December 31, 2016

eugene

a very nice and caring sweet guy who only deserves the best bc he is very good :) also super fun

eugenes cute ig ;)

by parkwhore June 25, 2019

Eugene

A guy who likes girls like Jing Yi, yet do not have the balls to admit it and resort to staring at them secretly, whilst dreaming of having sex with them.

That guy is such a Eugene!
Yeah, he can't keep his eyes off me!

by Paul Muad'dib September 27, 2011

eugene

verb.
to make love.

"whoa, kenny is eugeneing mary"

by yoyomama December 14, 2008

Eugene

A person who is literarilly, a penis with ears. (as in a head shaped like a penis, for you retards that dont know)

damn eugene! whats that white goopy stuff squirting out at the top of your head!

by upyourassanddowntohell July 25, 2008

Eugene

A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world. Also the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING! Lastly, He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)

Who's your good looking boyfriend?
That would be Eugene.

by Too Cool for School BBobster January 6, 2014