blondie lemon boy

the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.

“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”

“Pardon?”

“You’re such a bittersweet person.”

*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb

by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Blondie

Usually good looking people with blond hair that normally die first in a horror movie.

"Hey my hair is blond!"
"That means you're a blondie."

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 17, 2019

blondie

the nickname swifties give taylor swift when she makes them mad or wont tell them stuff

you: what is the next album taylors re-recording?
me:idk blondie keeps giving us mixed signals and won’t let up with the easter eggs”

by taylorswiftis August 1, 2021

Blondie Banned

The act of Blondie being banned from dating unless AZ or 4k tries him out first!!

Blondie banned from dating unless her brothers screen him!

by AzRev March 15, 2022

Blondie

A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.

Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“

Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“

by Daonly1 January 22, 2018

Blondie™️

Stupid loser that told me I’m gay but I’m not and it’s rude and I hate elephants that eat grasshoppers without cars in Mexico and men are shoulder hurt.

“Damn I didn’t know that I could be sued for the use of the word blondie™️ By her”

by anonymous May 17, 2022