blow ass

Being a full and total disgrace to humanity. Pronunciation: Blow Ass

*jim walks in and drops a case of beer breaking it all*
everyone: Blow Ass.

by dabc November 9, 2003

Fag Ass

someone who fits that term. It can be someone who is being annoying, or it can be someone you really and truly hate.

"Hey, sorry I didn't call you back last night."

-"yeah right fag ass." (say under one's breath)

by D18888 October 4, 2009

slap ass

a really juicy woman who wont spread her legs for you, but is willing to suck this skin off your balls and cock.

Oh, fuck me slap ass!

by Fantasticababo October 12, 2004

ass boner

When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"

by EWC December 8, 2007

tofu ass

the state of having really bad gas from a vegetarian or vegan diet.

Damn, man! You don't want to carpool with me this week- my girlfriend made me go veggie and I've got tofu ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

ass tits

1.an ass that closlet resembles tits
2.use it randomly or for every reason mad happy etc.

1.that guy has ass tits
2. you make a shot in basketball then you say ass tits

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

ass jam

The spunk left clinginging to a gay mans sphincter after a heavy bum fun session, typically coloured by blood and poo

eoo ure drippin ass jam cecil?

by Mike Tidy April 17, 2004