mom

A women who is sexually active, and decides to have kdis. In order to:
A) abuse them
or

B) Take care with all the sweeteste guidelines
Is that your mom? Yeah shes a mom
by spencer_xo April 10, 2020
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Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)
Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool
by Dyzzi5 March 23, 2018
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Someone who tells you that they are not made of money, but guess what...
M- Made
O- Of
M- Money
Me:mom can you buy me airpods
Mom:im not made of money i cant pay that much for small blutooth earbuds
Me: Doesn't mom mean made of money
Mom: You little smart***
by Hdjdjdbbejekdb October 13, 2019
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A mom is someone who LOVES you and would do any thing for. They will rase you and protect you at all cost and will forever love you even when your mad at her. She will help you and guid you though any thing even if it means takeing the day off the will correct you and help you make good choices.....
Mom are your life time best friend and I love that
There are none every one loves there mom
by Thatonegirl1133 January 09, 2018
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A mom is a person(noun) she takes care of you your whole entire life, while driving you insane as well.
Girl:MOM I NEED FOOD

Mom: YOUR 13 GET IT YOURSELF
Girl:UGHHH
by R41NB0W_RUG November 15, 2023
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A mom is ur nightmare, she cant do shit and she fucked you once
by Xylophones February 08, 2023
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The woman who has given birth to you, or the woman that will never be your friend, nor your enemy.
by KodaTheSmartHusky April 04, 2017
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