by Fatboikhoitheoneandonly2709 May 11, 2022
Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
by Senutobi January 01, 2021
by Senutobi January 01, 2021
While i was searching something on tiktok i've encountered a random NPC that wanted to intimi date everyone.
by Empoli December 18, 2023
A New Yorker (putting the W back into inhabitants of -er from OE -ware)
An UwU way of saying New Yorker
An UwU way of saying New Yorker
by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023
The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022