A mussel party is a party attended by a bunch of crunchy old people. During this party they consume mollusks and drink cheap liquor. This is the old people version of a kegger, only instead of leading to vomiting it leads to anal explosions.
Me: Hey mom and dad how was the mussel party?
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
Mom: It was great! We ate a lot of mussels and drank some good wine.
Dad: It was terrible... I just turned the bathroom into a terrorist hot spot.
Me: That sounds like a terrible time.
by Nitasaurus June 28, 2013
Get the Mussel Partymug. The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.
by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016
Get the Party-putmug. code name for a super bowl party, but a way to get around saying "super bowl" so a restaurant doesn't need to pay the NFL. the term comes from the show "what we do in the shadows" where the main characters go to a super bowl party only to be disappointed there are now owls
by Mind_Flare February 13, 2022
Get the superb owl partymug. When a group of girls get horn dog all at the same time while hanging out, and decide to turn all lights off and pet the kitty all in the same room. A practice mostly done with very close best friends.
by Paris_hilton April 4, 2023
Get the Pizza partymug. An informally constituted social gathering for over-educated individuals academically channeling their 'party-animal' impulse through composition of a précis of their formal scientific endeavors.
by Veisalgia November 21, 2019
Get the Abstract Writing Partymug. Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
Get the Tea partymug. by Mick rib April 22, 2018
Get the onesie partymug.