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Double standard

Something people often see in others, while rarely seeing their own.
The violence committed against a few females in prison about a hundred years ago happened to males in prison all the time, and calling a male one who had the spirit of a saint for bearing it would be laughable to most people, since its normal for males to fuck each other up. Its another double standard females use to try and make their lives and bodies seem to be worth more in the eyes of many than the lives of males. If a male dope dealer is a parasite, so is a female dope dealer, simple.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
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Double jointed fresh balls

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee
by Littledred8 March 25, 2022
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Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010
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Double gazing

When someone one is so good looking that you cant help but look at them at least a second time.
That girl totally fancies me, i caught her double gazing at me.
by Blowminder August 13, 2018
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double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.
I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!
by rider brown March 16, 2017
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Double shot

When you throw a shot of alcohol down someone’s throat while you are coming inside of them.
Girl I’m gonna double shot you so hard tonight.
by Urethratoucher69 May 22, 2021
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double faced entendre

somebody who has two personalities
You're bad babe, you double faced entendre- Oliver Tree
by mightknight June 29, 2021
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