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prosper TX mom

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.
You’re a prosper tx mom, aren’t you
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
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Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
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Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.
Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!
by samruns13 April 24, 2010
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your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother
by ily.cartii December 11, 2023
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your mom

An immature response to any question when you have no idea what to say.
“Hey, whatcha doin later tonight?”
“Your mom!”
Damn it!”
by amethyst1736 October 12, 2019
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Ur mom

Valid roast😍✊use when someone says anything really(stay slutty my friends)
E.g “omg what is the thing dripping” youd say…”your mom
by A.R iyk me then yk me January 20, 2022
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Mom

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*
by UrLazyFry March 3, 2022
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