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Double barrelled work jerk roulette

Getting a work mate, willing or unwilling and strapping both of your cocks together forming a ‘double barrel’ take turns at cocking the gun once each, whoever blows it has to snort it and let it go down the back of the throat.
I hope He doesn’t wake up during this double barrelled work jerk roulette.

It’s almost lunchtime did you bring the elastic bands for the double barrelled work jerk ?

we’re not supposed to maintain eye contact during a double barrelled work jerk
by Danimal in oz December 18, 2017
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Double whammy

when you get robbed for your drugs and trap phone
bro took the food and the phone he did a double whammy
by YungHT May 4, 2021
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selective double standard

A double standard based more on somebody's personal negative feelings than on fairness.
Lindsay the supervisor would order people she hated to do more work than everyone else (move the goalposts on them) and was quicker to try and get them fired if she hated them (a negative feeling towards them she would always deny having or say someone else felt that way if asked simply, plainly, and directly) whether they did their jobs as well as everyone else or not. She lived by the same kind of selective double standard she would always try and poke fun at others for having.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday
“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”
by King Adren October 25, 2019
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Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”
Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!
by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022
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Double stuffed oreo

The act in which two black males take a shit in a women's vagina then fuck her at the same time
Janet wanted to try something more dirty than usual during sex, so she called her closet black friends to give her a double stuffed oreo
by Aneeta bush December 24, 2017
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double-first cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.
My double-first cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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