Bsf hug day

On April 24th everyone can hug their closest friends to show that they are their favorites

"Hey isn't Lisa ur best friend?then hug her Duhh it's bsf hug day"

by Whatthiscrazy65 May 29, 2018

National dip day

April 29th is national dip day, so get your friends and make some chips with dip

friend : did you know it’s national dip day
you : wow really?

by wow it’s me May 31, 2018

Side Dude Day

The Day We Celebrate The Side Dudes On February 15

Its National Side Dude Day

by Kobebeenlit October 3, 2017

National Punk Day

This is a holiday in which we celebrate our roots as Third Wave (Early Punk, Punk-Rock, Pop-Punk) Punk rockers. Start off with the formative years of punk and gradually go down the line to more recent Punk music. The holiday is celebrated on June 4th. This is because on that same day in 1976, The Sex Pistols played a gig at Manchester’s Lesser Free Trade Hall and essentially spawned the British punk movement. This movement laid down the base of which today Punk music is built on.

Punker #1: How are you celebrating National Punk Day this year?

Punker #2: Ill probably start out listening to The Ramones, The Sex Pistols and more 70's Punk-Rock. Then move of to bands like The Descendents and Black Flag. Finally Id actively listen to The most recent wave of Punks popularity and shaping years with bands such as: NFG, FYS, TSSF, RATM, ADTR, and SYG. How about you?
Punker #1: I'm going to listen to the Tony Hawk Pro Skater Soundtracks.

by Fight_The_Power October 23, 2017

12 Days of Nuttmas

On the first day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me one sweet release. On the second day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the third day of Nuttmas my right hand gave to me: 3 crusty socks, 2 dirty Kleenex, and one sweet release. On the fourth day of Nuttmas . . .

Kincaid: Damn dude, I missed the start of Destroy Dick December!
J.C.: That blows dude! You could still participate in the 12 Days of Nuttmas!

by TheMandibularProminence December 4, 2017

last day banana

An overly ripened banana that is yellow with brown spots and is beginning to soften thereby needing to be consumed immediately to avoid spoilage.

The grocer only had last day bananas in stock so I'll wait until a fresh load is delivered later this week before purchasing.

by Couch Pig May 7, 2018

Bologna and Masturbate Day

March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.

Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.

by Revenge Queen May 10, 2018