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Herald fart

1. n. A trumpeting sonic eruption that signals the impending arrival of a glorious turd.
"As I sat grunting in the mall toilet stall, several herald farts signified that my efforts were soon to be rewarded."
by Trap Dandy June 3, 2019
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Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!
by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023
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fart-tight

Something so tight it causes you to fart when trying to loosen.
That bolt was fart-tight !
by JB-lack 79 December 9, 2024
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fart

something that smells real nice :) (extremely amazing) <3 enjoy farting loves
“That farts is SO good
- “I know drool”
by fartsalot May 21, 2021
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Build cathedrals just to fart in them

(idiom)

To put deep care and meaning into something - only to follow it with something hilariously undignified, awkward, or unexpected. A poetic expression of how beauty and absurdity coexist.
He gave a TED Talk that moved the crowd to tears while trying to suppress a fart - and tripped walking offstage letting it rip. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.

We spent hours crafting a delicate love letter to humanity… then added a joke about a presence queef. We build cathedrals just to fart in them.
by Ashfires September 6, 2025
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fart

Fart is a modest way of describing cum being spread atop a young British boy from the Quebec ethnicity
"I love it when Brian farts me, it makes me feel at home and brings back memories of when my dad would do it to me in primary school."
by Pierre Lo' Fieere August 20, 2023
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fart face

A fart face is a devious do'er, a stinky winky, a poo head, a doo doo dweller, a pee pee pickle, a tushy tickler, and a super smelly.
by dimaislazy November 27, 2022
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