Fart Parlour

A reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the anus without judgement or scrutiny from peers.

Please flip over and fluff the pillows in the Fart Parlour as they are looking a little flat.

I do not need to use the lavatory so I will relieve my stomach pains in the Fart Parlour

by Revelin Eleven October 30, 2015

fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels

i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

FART

Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase

by WORM worrior August 5, 2025

shit piss cock fart

when you’re so angry

“shit piss cock fart”
“did you stub your toe?”
“penis”

by GGRGRRR BARK BARK June 17, 2023

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

Fart marsh

A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.

Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas

by Lilmsh July 11, 2023