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Douche bag 9000

A small device which cleanses a vagina which is exceedingly disgusting and possibly hasnt seen soap or water in a decade.
As opposed to a regular douche bag, a douche bag 9000 is DISGRACEFULLY annoying/stupid.
Donall O Brien is SUCH a douche bag 9000, I wish he'd just shut up!!!!!
by devinerocks February 29, 2008
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A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.
"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".
by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008
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I need a medic bag

A voice line when a character Dallas scream when he starts losing healt
Bulldozer: "MAKE WAY! FOR THE DOZER!"
Dallas: "It's a fucking Bulldozer!"
Bulldozer: "Tango spotted."
*Bulldozer shoots Dallas*
Dallas: "AAHHH i need a medic bag!"
*Bulldozer downs Dallas*
Bulldozer: "I told you. NO PAYDAY FOR YOU!"
Bain: "What? No! This isn't happenin'! My mistake. Next time it'll be better. Don't worry, I know some people. You'll be out fast. I have other scores. I trust we'll be workin' together again in a not-too-distant future."
by Jack Sallad April 14, 2021
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speed-bagging his neobean

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023
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New Jersey Speed Bag

When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
by New Jersey Speed Bag ASC. January 12, 2020
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industrial sized bag of douche

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss
by xenu! May 22, 2008
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Packing your bags for pussy

the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."

Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."

Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"

Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."

Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
by Prik Nash July 8, 2019
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