Fat

a term to describe lethally obese people who have sweaty rolls of fat all over themselves. They are so fat that the toilet breaks when they try to go poop. Specifically, these people are named Alex and tend to have blonde hair, stinky feet and a hot ass best friend.

Raya: Hey Alex, what took you so long in the bathroom?

Alex: When I sat down the toilet broke and I got stuck in the bowl because I'm so fat.

by FrostyDots April 23, 2022

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Fat faggot

A gay man with an external locus of control who accepts no responsibility for his own inaction, poor diet, and lack of social skills resulting in obesity and a persecution complex.

John: Man, Keith was whining about how his back hurts again.
Steve: Well, we told him to diet and get some exercise but all he did was make excuses.
John: Yeah, he's such a fat faggot.

by Coptic Kaskuh October 13, 2022

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fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024

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