Mexican Stand-off

When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.

Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.

Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off

Mike: daaannng!

by slikfishy March 5, 2009

off the scuzzy yo

Something very cool or appealing to someone.

"yo dude that chick is off the scuzzy yo!"

by tyesha May 14, 2003

take off your horcrux

In response to an annoyingly moody person

Ron: "I saw you two the other night..."

Hermione: "Take off your horcrux and shut the eff up!"

by Tubesular November 22, 2010

get your kit off

take off your clothes

Come here and get your kit off, sweetie

by copman January 8, 2012

Poop on me and lick it off

To be mean to someone and immediately nice to them a few seconds later.

You break my pencil in a fit of rage and a few seconds later you tape it together. All you do is poop on me and lick it off!

by GrandpaEster November 6, 2011

pissed off chain saw

Coffee can mufflers that are on the Honda Racers. Sounds like they are doing Mach II but they are in 1st gear going 8 mph.

"Did you hear that pissed off chain saw? o'wait it was Honda Civic."

by bassman January 23, 2004

swinging off my nuts

Someone is kissing up to you/kissing your butt.

He was totally swinging off my nuts.

or

He was totally swinging.

by Xtina & Idnarb April 26, 2006