Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

Front Seat Back Seat

The act of eating pussy from the front seat while the lady is spread eagle in the back seat. A terrible sex position and not recommended.

Christian: Yesterday I front seat back seated Zoe
Everyone: Gross dude

by johnthebaptist6969 December 9, 2022

Kentucky back-hoe

Onanism with an item of furniture

Setees's all sticky, meemaw. JD been workin' the Kentucky back-hoe again?

by flounders July 29, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

lower back fat

A middle aged man or women that has lower back fat. Generally of average weight but our of shape. Fat collects in their lower back.

Please stop gripping my lower back fat (lbf).

by Lbf lover September 24, 2016

Stand Back and Stand By

A call to arms for all bukakke experts and those acquainted with swallowing Santorum to stand behind their fearless leader and give him a reach around here and there.

“Proud Boys, stand back and stand by...”

by FantiRaider September 30, 2020

KG Back

A rounded, turtle shell like back caused by too many Kong Gainers.

“Damn! You see the KG Back on that boy!😍”

by FLZ February 20, 2025