Your mom

A joke about your mom even tho they don’t know your mother and they usually use it for roasting people and also it’s the only joke\roast that you can think of quickly and it gets very old quickly if you say it a lot.

4th grader:Your mom is so fat that she can’t even see you and her feet!
5th grader:Your jokes are getting old now.

by Thegreatestrobloxplayer123 November 25, 2022

halfway mom

A pregnant woman.

Jill has been a halfway mom for 25 weeks.

by John Coosa November 3, 2011

Your mom

When you say your mo when she calls you four dinner

Honey come for dinner
Cousin your mom is calling you

by Fred; October 5, 2021

MOM

MOM = Made Of Money

Kid: Mom can you give me some money

Mom: I'm not made out of money!

Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?

by AyyeeLmao. May 23, 2018

ur mom

Ur mom is an insutl than u can use it without ofending any one but its an insult

ur mom is ugly

by yuh777 January 30, 2021

Your mom

If someone's ask who say this

Who farted? Your mom
Who peed in the pool? Your mom
Name a basketball player better than Jordan. Your mom

by Obamaishot360 January 17, 2022

Ur mom

my momma
its a joke deal with it

"so what are you doing today?" "ur mom"

by girlisok March 1, 2022