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Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.
You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"
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harry styles is a mom.
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ur mom

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Mom

Haha shes a Mom
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Your mom

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both
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your mom

who is your mom the
the person I laud
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Star wars mom

A mom who is as attached to starwars as kids are to games and one goes by the name Vikki.
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