Jack

A man who will have sex with a woman or a transgender woman but will not have sex with a man or a transgender man.

A man who prefers femininity over chromosomes.

Bill: Who the new guy? I heard he's Gay.

John: He's not Gay. He's Jack.

by amy453332 April 30, 2024

Jack

Jack is fucken swole af, he gets all the bitches, there isn't a bitch in existence that Jack does not have. Jack has proven that pain is an illusion and thus does not experience it any more, he can name all the Pokémon in order off the top of his head, speaking of head Jack never gives head he gets it, Jack is a top G, better than Andrew Tate, his godlike rizz lets him have anything he wants, he is hung like a horse both figuratively and literally, he can beat Dark Souls with his eyes closed and has the composure to take on 30 men at once, he turns men into his bitches, the only person that rivals Jack in power is Ryan

Some faggot named Jay: Oh no it's Jack

by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023

Jack

The name of the biggest man slags to ever be born. You know when the arctic monkeys quoted “oh the boys a slag” that line was directed at any male with the name Jack.

“Who are you dating?”

“Jack”
“Good luck!”

by 696969yourmum April 5, 2023

Jack

Jack is a guy who has a one inch shrimp dick who is bad at fucking chicks and he is gay. But he is a good and nice friend other than that.

random girl: who is that?

me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.

random girl: omg ew!

by coolest/cutest person ever October 7, 2021

Jack Mckeown

A person who is really cool and awesome and fun to hang around!

Hey, see that boy over there? He looks like a real Jack Mckeown

by Jack The Awesome Person April 19, 2020

Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!

Consumed by hate and guilt,she'll never retire
Too old to fix,too dead to ever acquire
Slit wrists, talk shit, but she will never inspire
A plan to save herself,the cinnamon spider -
Cinnamon Spider by Jack Off Jill

by k3r0sen May 2, 2023

pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole

Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad

by Jack deznuts October 22, 2019