meeting dick

A Cadd who does not show up to meetings on time.

This is your final warning….. stop being a meeting dick and get there on time!

by Cretin76 March 13, 2020

Dick Quack

(Noun): (Exclamation): (Dik-kuak) -When a female preforms fellatio and, when pulling out, makes an audible suction-like noise.

"Damn nigga" jamall exclaimed. "She makin' yo dick quack".

by Smeef182 May 3, 2020

Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

Limp Dick

a man who never stands up for what he says he believes in, who cowers in the presence of adversity. Inactive instead of proactive. Not doing what they said they would.

You are being a limp dick for going back on your word after your friend told you their option was better.

by StellaABC May 18, 2020

Boogie dick

When you're having sexual intercourse with a female and the pussy is just too dry so you snot rocket onto your dick to create a lubricant. This could be done before insertion or during it depending on how good your aim is.

"Hey Bill I saw you take that dimepiece home last night. how did it go?"

"She had some whack ass pussy so I had to give her a boogie dick"

by Ridiculous B May 23, 2020

Dick enlargement

Dick enlargement is enlarging youre penis.

Yo nigga im gonna get a Dick enlargement. Wanna come wit me?

by Olipokka May 30, 2020

Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.

“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”

by Cmassocks July 7, 2020