Ferry Dick

A person (normally drunk) who throws up on a ferry boat late at night.

I got puke on my shoe by some ferry dick when I was coming home from Put In Bay

by Ohio guy 71 August 30, 2018

wonk dick

A penis that is of very odd shape, size or color.

Sarah looked at johns dick and thought to herself.... "he has a wonk dick I don't want to touch that..."

by wonkdick June 17, 2018

Buick dick

A compliment given from a female who thinks you have a very thick penis or in other words your junk is the size of a boat

Oh my god baby, you have a Buick dick

by Need one April 5, 2017

Dick Kickum

The most powerful dick kicker ever. Can truly fuck your anal hole.

"It's time to Kick Gum and chew ass... and I'm all out of ass."
- Dick Kickum.

by The Idiot Who Defines Slang. May 9, 2018

Dick Catalysts

A Dick Catalyst is when friends turn up to your date to increase your chances of 'getting in', they are catalyzing your chances.

'Yeah, we'll come down on Sunday, we'll be you dick catalysts.'

by David Imperial March 7, 2010

Reptar Dick

When ones genitals are chaffed and dry from excessive masturbation and or itching.

"Hey babe, how's your balls?
Not good babe, I got some serious reptar dick going on down there.

by Tylahhhhhh January 5, 2017

creamy dick

when your girl sucking your dick and you cum in her mouth and she spits it back on your dick

person 1:how was last night
person 2:good but she gave me a creamy dick

by cock dweebler June 14, 2019