stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019

cheese

my balls hurt

they really do cheese

by funky cheese world February 19, 2021

Cheese Claw

Fingers that are covered in Cheeto cheese after heavy consumption.

Hey, Cheese Claw!

by Cheese Claw June 20, 2011

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Scraping the cheese

To do well or getting everything you can out of something.

I was scraping the cheese on the back nine.

by Cridler September 9, 2023

Pleaseburger cheese

Misspelling of 'Cheeseburger please'

*Pulling up to drive thru*
"Can I get a Pleaseburger cheese?"

*Driving out*
"FUCK!"

by Goot_63 July 22, 2025