Had Me By The Balls

This slang expression is used when someone is forced to do something they don't want to do, but have no choice in the matter.

She had me by the balls so I had to go along with her to see her mother.

by wardswords November 26, 2016

sucks mass balls

Refers to the undesirableness of any specific activities. The origin comes from the uncomfortable act of performing fellatio to someone with an oversized scrotum.

Erin did not want to clean the inside of a dirty oil tank because she says it sucks mass balls.

by /<razy /<anuck January 23, 2009

two ball juice

Two ball juice is the male sperm.

I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes

by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020

Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

by Nobli November 19, 2022

Balls High Five

When a bro fondles his balls, holds up his tainted palm, proclaims "Balls high five!" then subsequently gives a fellow bro a high five.

Bro 1: It’s hot as tits today. I’m standing in ball soup over here. Balls high five!
Bro 2: You got me you bastard; do you have any hand sanitizer?

by ranbn8 April 14, 2011

Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.

Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"

by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011

greek foot ball

Football played in greece

dude, i was watching an intense game of greek foot ball yesterday

by headcase12345 October 23, 2011