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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex
Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel
by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020
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BEST FRIEND DAY

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!
“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”
by Zero! August 5, 2021
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Friend

A friend is someone who seems to care about you and love you when in actual fact, friends are really your worst enemy in discuse. Having a best friend is torture. All it is, is fighting and heartbreak along with disloyally and a side dish of betrayal. Choose your friends wisely!
Girl 1- "hey bff what ya doing"
Girl 2-" nothing much bestie. Love ya!!!"
Girl 2 thinks- haha she thinks I love her. Wait until she finds out what's really going on. Let's just say that her boyfriend said I was better in bed than her. Teeheehee!!!
Girl 1 thinks- that bitch. Little does she know I hate her!!!
by Helena-in-lovexoxo June 2, 2019
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My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.
Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.
by may saliva July 29, 2025
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Friend

Something you do not have.
"Bro, I was with my friends yesterday.."

"Ay yo, what's a friend?"

"Right, you don't have any."
by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome November 30, 2020
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Romance and Friend-Dance

When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.
When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.
by candiedbones September 21, 2021
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