Brown sugar salmon

When a girl is sweet yet acts fishy about a situation

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”

by Pear6 June 23, 2021

allen brown

when a non-canine turns into a canine without using faith

allen was puzzled when allen brown took place.

by Gelly rolll October 20, 2017

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 07, 2020

Brown Fireball

A brown fireball is the flaming hot diarrhea that explodes from your anus in a spherical shape. This also can leave an intense heat around your sphincter that will make you cry.

We are required by law to tell you that consuming this food will give you a brown fireball.

by Mr.Diddler March 07, 2019

Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 09, 2022

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 04, 2022

MURPHY BROWN!

An exclamatory used in Church basketball

"MURPHY BROWN! What kind of call was that ref?", says Matt in disgust.

by Matt McCulley January 30, 2009