Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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gravitational fart

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."
by coolbean_z August 17, 2023
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confused fart

A person who is arrogant as Fuck, but still needs validation to measure self worth.
My co-worker is a confused fart, who acts in charge of everything but understands nothing.
by Tr3adlightly September 02, 2022
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Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 19, 2022
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Puddle fart

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017
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durry fart

A famous spider found at Gundaroo Zoo attracting tourists and biologists to his famous allure. Made famous when biologist Hayden Irivne, (an expert in athropods) gave him the nickname "durry fart" randomly. The name itself has no underlying meaning.
Person 1: "I went to Gundaroo Zoo last week."
Person 2: "Oh wow, did you see Durry Fart?"
Person 1: "Yes, his legs look longer in real life!"
by haydeno irveoni January 02, 2025
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Chong Fart

The nickname of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina star Gavin Leatherwood. Even though Wikipedia lists his ancestry as ''mostly of Irish with Native American, English, Spanish and Welsh ancestry,'' one has to admit that he indeed resembles a PSY-esque K-pop fuckboy.

In addition to the aforementioned resemblance, if one attempts to pause the show at any moment Chong is on screen, one would feast one's eyes on a pseudo-flirtatious wrinkled forehead that reminds one of an unpleasant session on the toilette during a diarrhoea episode that every person is so accustomed to.

Thus, the nickname Chong Fart.
Shut up Nicholas, you Chong Fart!
by Suka Gebly October 20, 2024
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