Hot Beef Sundae

While one is defecating they jack off and ejaculate down into the toilet on top of their steaming pile of diarrhea.
(note: Can also be performed on someone's body)

I was bored while taking a shit today so I went ahead and gave that toilet the biggest hot beef sundae ever.

by SCHTEIN April 15, 2009

hot damn crispies

The redneck style of eating Rice Crispies/Rice Crispy Treats. Usually includes rice crispies drenched in hot sauce and put in the microwave.

I'm hungry bitch, give me some hot damn crispies.

by blackknight76 May 13, 2005

Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs

Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep

by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010

Cannibalistic Hot Dog

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

by bf December 10, 2004

ass hot spankable

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

That girls is ass hot spankable.

by The master May 13, 2005

hot dog in a hallway

a loose vadge. A slut or promiscuious girl.

"So I hear you tagged Abby the other nite. How was it?"
"Dude, it was like a hot dog in a hallway."
"That sucks grundle!

by Donnie Vomit January 6, 2006

hot fuck sandwich

A sexual act wherein three individuals copulate simultaneously with the condition that one individual recieves concurrent stimulation from the other two. Activities may include penetration, oral-genital, oral-anal, jacking, and double dildo action.

"My ass and mouth still hurt from that hot fuck sandwich, and now you want what?"

by d-town crizzle November 23, 2006