to Fat

A verb used instead of any other offending verb when insulting someone for something they didn't even do, or that you have no proof of.

Is conjugated as such:
I - fat/am fatting
you - fat/are fatting
he/she - fat/is fatting
they - fat/are fatting

1. Omigod, stop fatting everywhere!
2. Fatting?
1. You know, the verb "to Fat"

by Madam Ann O. Nymous July 28, 2011

very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018

Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 12, 2020

Fat fuck friday

Buying lunch on a Friday, typically tradesmen/women.

‘Did you bring lunch?’

‘Hell no it’s Fat fuck Friday I’m getting KFC’

by wheresl1am April 04, 2024

pull a fat oskar

When someone leaves without saying anything.

I'm gonna pull a fat oskar on my wife
Oskar pulled a fat oskar yesterday.

by fatoskar February 27, 2018

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 06, 2023

Fat Tong

It means that you are fatter than a pig. He is the principal of La Salle College. Everyone calls him fat Tong

Don’t eat so much poop or you will be fat Tong!

by Tong Wun Sing November 09, 2018