funky shit

a similar meaning to that of 'the shit'. Mostly old skool folks refer to this word.

oh my gawd, that's the funky shit!

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

shit the bed

Totally dropping the ball. Not coming through on something.

When Mike didn't show up for practice, he totally shit the bed on the rest of the band members.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

ape shit

To go into an agitated frenzy

And let your dyko, bass playing girlfriend had to have in the backseat with a yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit "Frank Zappa"

by Les G September 17, 2005

baby shit

Noun. A very soft bowel movement, usually green with a very foul odor. Can be associated with sharp pains to the stomach and burning around the rectum.

"Dude, I just took a dump and I've got baby shit."

by dcappy April 25, 2006

Shits And Grins

To do something for know reason than to have a laugh.

Jo: lets go and see that new film.

Jake: why?!, its crap.

Jo: Just for Shits and Grins.

by Harrison90 October 1, 2006

Eat shit

The act of eating shit, or telling someone to eat shit as an insult.

Tim: hey man what's up?
Don: not much what do you want?
Tim: nothing, nevermind. Eat shit.
Din: wow dude

by Jeffers668 February 5, 2010

LUCKY SHIT

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.

(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.

by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011