A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020
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person 1: OMG DO U SEE THAT CUTE ANIMAL
person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.
person 1: THEIR SO CUTE
person 2: RIGHT
person 2: gurl are u dumb it’s a cat.
person 1: THEIR SO CUTE
person 2: RIGHT
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