A strikingly handsome Canadian that is willing to barter sexual favors for a warm spicy bowl of jambalaya a la jar jar becks
Canadian boy:I snuck into your country in a pot of soup. I would like some jambalaya now
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
American girl: not till I fuck you six ways to Sunday soup back
Canadian boy: if we must...ok
by Busterhymen April 9, 2013

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

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by typxcal September 28, 2019

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022

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by Asoto September 23, 2017
