You are not my friend

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you.

Your bestie may say this to you. It means: I treat you as family. or: I don't like you... that means they love you. (as a friend) "I will not have your back", instead they will be right beside you. You are not my friend

by uwu777 May 6, 2020

true friend

someone who can understand your typing even with almost every word spelt wrong.

a - “IM XRYIMG RHATS AO DUNNT”
b - “lol i know that’s so funny”

a - wow you’re a true friend for knowing what i just said

b - yes i’ve gotten used to your typing

by gabbyxo4410 November 3, 2020

Fake friends day

Fake friends day is when you can post the fake friends that ruined you life. August 9

“What day is is it’s fake friends day is that why you post your “friend”

by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022

friend magnet

A person who attracts people so you can make easy friends.

Im bad at making friends i wish i had a friend magnet

by Friend magnet February 28, 2021

Bush-friend

In reference to the genitalia, refers to the overgrown pubic hair and its set of three friends, the stick, aka the dick, and the two tackle berries.

Friend 1: Amazing set of bush-friends
Friend 2: Thank you, grew them myself

by Mr,fluffers October 4, 2022

Friend Bag

A full condom.

I left you a friend bag inside of you.

by mrbumpsbenis May 8, 2025

Broke Best Friend

Someone who is always down to hang out and spend time with you on your dime. Never has any money but always wants to go out to eat.

Them: Hey! Why didn't you invite Bella to lunch today?

Me: I would but shes always broke

Them: But she's your best friend

Me: *shrugs* Yeah my broke best friend

by NArencibia April 4, 2022