A party guardian is someone you know you can trust/rely on, while everyone else is shitfaced. A party guardian can still drink and have fun, but will always make sure your house doesn't get fucked up, nothing gets spilled, no cops are called, basically someone you will want to have
Man did you see Joel last night? Clutch move to roll up that rug before John puked all over it... Dude is a total party guardian.
by noscopethepope May 1, 2017
Get the party guardianmug. When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.
My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.
by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025
Get the Alaskan house partymug. by MarioKiller23 May 6, 2023
Get the Political Partymug. Joe: Did you see Grant hitting on Nicole last night?
Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
Mike: Yeah, but his girl saw and definitely gave him a party-hat.
Joe: LOL
by SounD January 30, 2014
Get the party-hatmug. A nose hose for bugger sugar
by C L O U D S July 21, 2023
Get the party trumpetmug. A bitch party is a party that is held by a bitch. You can add words on to it like bitch or nigga or fuck
by A snicker but not a dicker December 6, 2019
Get the Bitch partymug. by Corginess sparkle December 16, 2018
Get the Party-poopermug.