New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.

I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day

by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 10, 2018

New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.

New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

Santa Barbara News-Press

was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.

The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.

The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.

by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023

New Vegian

very pogger man, better than farrow at game

new vegian is a lot better than your pp

by mikeprogamingroblox69420 September 21, 2021

New Hampshire

New Hampshire’s a nice place minus the wannabe Massachusetts kids who think they’re affiliated,aka DERRY NH kids,but other then that pretty chill place,not much to do but hangout with your friends drive around and waste gas

New Hampshire’s a nice place, minus the kids who wannabe GDS so bad.

by Bigbrobooka November 25, 2021

New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)

Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

GameStop New

When an item is clearly used but is being sold as "New" because it was taped shut after being opened.

1: I got a new copy of Smash Bros.

2: It's not wrapped though.

1: Yeah it's GameStop New

2: Ah, yes.

by BudDude February 16, 2022