Fat

ME

Me:your so fat
Other people :your so fat

by HumanTrashMan April 26, 2019

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

Fat cunt

Normally a Mahoosive bitch loves spooons, big ones, just a general fat cunt who nobody likes.Apart from other fat cunts who share spoon obsessions.Fat crusty cunt.

Fat cunts love spoons

by Noname67890 February 26, 2019

Fat ginger cunt

someone who is immensely obese and is a ginger cunt

Kiarl: hey autisticginge
Ginge: hey!
Kiarl: your a Fat ginger cunt who's shite at fifa

by YourAMadCow July 28, 2023

Fat

The thing America needs less of

Fat people are fat

by Gshhudhhd December 7, 2019

Fat

Choi

Chambers: damn that dude is FAT
Guillen: FAT?!?
Chambers: Yea, he’s is Choi

by Moos3mon3y September 17, 2021

Desk-fat

The weight one gains by moving from a fast paced job to a sedentary position working in an office; brought on by indulging in delectable sweets and copious amounts of coffee out of boredom

Kenneth: Whoa Lindsey!! What the hell happened to you?!?
Lindsey: what do you mean?!?
Kenneth: Ever since they put you in your own office, you done gained all kinds of Desk-fat!

by #NoDreamTooSmall June 25, 2021