Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

double-first cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.

My double-first cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

Double standard

The least responsible person you've ever known, male or female saying someone or something else is not responsible.

The bubbly girl like to poke fun at another person's double standard, but couldn't see her own for what it was. She was too busy trying to get people to take her seriously and respect her by looking/sounding serious and indirectly having other people threaten people for her.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

double double word

the time when you say a word 3 times in a row and it still makes sense, mostly used when stuttering

what, what, what and what? what is happening i think that was a double double word!

by manguypersonboy September 23, 2022

double clean

the result in which your clothes are cleaned after being laundry limboed

After I flung that shirt in the laundry limbo, it was double clean!

by cSMIF March 3, 2009

DOUBLE POKER

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke

Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.

by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018