Feed Scrolling Syndrome

When you've been scrolling through your social media feed for so long, u can't seem to stop scrolling.

William: *Scrolls through Instagram feed for an hour*
William: Help!!! Help!! I can't stop scrolling!!!!!!!
Chris: Damn it Will! Now you have Feed Scrolling Syndrome.

by Eagle Heart February 18, 2015

middle child syndrom

The disease in which the middle child of the siblings in a family feels left out, displaced, feels as if they can't do anything right, and begs for attention

Ross lynch may have had middle child syndrome before becoming the lead of a band and the star of disneys "Austin and Ally"

by Montanalove October 25, 2015

Awkward Cheer Syndrome

A condition where the afflicted person loudly continues a croud cheer after the rest of the croud has fallen silent. As this is the only symptom, it can be hard to recognize people with ACS unless attending a sports event or similar function.

Croud: "Let's go panthers!

Let's go panthers!"

Person with Awkward Cheer Syndrome: "Let's go pan..."

Croud: *silence*

by Concordia Discors February 12, 2010

carpal finger syndrome

Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.

I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

by studentwhofailed July 4, 2009

post school syndrome

Post-School Syndrome or PSS is when someone who was good looking in school isn't anymore.

"Dude, have you seen Mary recently?"
"Yeah, she totally has post school syndrome"

by Dave777 January 11, 2008

I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011

lazy bastard syndrome

me

I have lazy bastard syndrome n I don't care what you say

by lazybastardhaha October 28, 2013