Skip to main content

Cheese

Milk that has rotted and yet is safe to eat somehow
Like seriously
How did we even find cheese
HOW DID WE CONVINCE OTHERS TO EAT IT!?
Person 1: Hey I let this milk rot and stuff and it became yellow and solid
Person 2: What the heck
Person 1: Wanna eat it? I named it cheese.
by A-Kitty July 2, 2023
mugGet the Cheese mug.

Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
mugGet the Cheese Minge mug.

Macaroni and cheese

That girl got that macaroni and cheese. It’s that gud-gud.
by Majorfrazier July 5, 2023
mugGet the Macaroni and cheese mug.

grill me a cheese

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
by Dying inside July 5, 2023
mugGet the grill me a cheese mug.

grill me a cheese

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*
by Dying inside July 5, 2023
mugGet the grill me a cheese mug.

Going like cheese

Getting completely bitched. Backing down from confrontation and/or not even putting up a fight.
He’s not even responding after being called a bitch, he is going like cheese.
by Ishaboychris July 10, 2023
mugGet the Going like cheese mug.

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.
The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?
by CherryBay July 12, 2023
mugGet the The Cheese Man mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email