A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.
by Cabbage on ferrit March 09, 2011
Similar to imaginary friends, when you have a dream and people in it are your friends but they don't look like anyone you know and don't exist in real life. They just represent the concept of friends in the dream.
"I had this dream last night where me and my friends fought a battle but they weren't my real friends, they were my dream friends."
"I dreamt that me and you were sailing in the olympics, well it wasn't you, but it was a dream friend that was supposed to be you."
"I dreamt that me and you were sailing in the olympics, well it wasn't you, but it was a dream friend that was supposed to be you."
by oneirophysicist September 15, 2024
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
by RodneyColemans Right nut December 15, 2022
October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day
Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
by Thegreatest1973 October 08, 2023
When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 28, 2018
If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.
Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
by Some Weird Random Dude December 22, 2021