Monkey Doer

A term descrbing one who follows the crowd. Take on the phrase "Monkey See Monkey Do"

Chuck: Hey Bart, the latest hot trend is eating fried rabbit turds! You want to join everybody else and go get some?

Bart: Chuck, you are such a damn monkey doer.

by knockanutt September 06, 2014

Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 03, 2009

smog monkey

a derogatory term for a black person

YOU FUCKING SMOG MONKEY

by jlyfish44 March 02, 2024

fret monkey

1.) Someone who constantly worries or is anxious all the time

2.) They fidget a lot

3.) They're not very confident or like to put other people down

"Sue, stop acting like such a fret monkey!" Marsha said. "You're driving us crazy."

by ShakespeareGal June 22, 2009

source monkey

A African American person who sells drugs to other African Americans

Person 1: "You the source monkey?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what you need?"

by HORNYMOTHER November 27, 2024

Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 01, 2019