kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 08, 2022
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Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 11, 2011
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You're booty kid

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.
by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022
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Peacoat kid

That one kid in school who wears a peacoat and flat cap of some sort. They are usually shady characters and are quiet but pretty chill if you know them. Don't ever mess with their friends or you'll find a group of them waiting around a corner for you. They always tend to be Irish or Arab.
Bailey: You seen that guy Benjamin? He's a peacoat kid.
Jason: Yeah, he looks like he'd ambush me after dark and shoot me to death with a revolver or something fancy like that.
by AgentAsexual February 08, 2023
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Kool kid Sasha

literally the koolest kid on the block! definitely ur best friend for life
Danni: "Hey! Have you seen Kool kid Sasha?"
Skiff: "Yeah! She's really cool!"
by Dannimcbanni December 12, 2021
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kool kid

A 12 year old kid who pretends to be cool by misspelling cool. If you know someone who names themselves kool kid, leave them immediately, as they will be horrible to have in your life. They definitely play minecraft and/or roblox. They 100% have all F's. They make jokes like "ur mom", "didn't ask", "ratio", and countless others that no human finds funny.
Man, look at "kool kid" over there.
by AAAAAAAAloea March 29, 2022
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kool kid

that kid is a kool kid
by lazzer boy January 31, 2020
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