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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
by coin-op December 22, 2009
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Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.
A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S January 13, 2011
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Saint Alecsgiving Day

Saint Alecsgiving Day is the 42nd day in the month of Spetember. It is the day we all gather around an excellent meal of appetizers and sing traditional mandolin tunes to remember the feats of the pilgrims and the first winter after their dirigible touched down in 1492.
If the pilgrims had landed in Hawaii, we would never have been able to celebrate Saint Alecsgiving Day!
by perseus287 May 16, 2011
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Blue Jay Day

The blue sky on a sunny, clear, and cold day during winter skiing.

See "bluebird day".
Skiing in the beautiful Cascade Mountains east of Seattle, WA, one might say "it is another blue jay day".

"Blue jay" referring to the incredible blue skies above the Pacific Northwest mountains - when it's not raining or snowing that is.
by thehippychick January 5, 2014
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National Margarita Day

The best day ever. In case you didn't know, this holiday was created by the one and only Lindsay Shapiro. February 22 #bestdayever
Y'all it's national margarita day! bottoms up!
by bailzzz February 27, 2014
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fat ruby days

A day or length of time in your past that you find super embarrassing and would prefer no one to rember them
Rebecca: "Rember when every day you would wear those lime green sweatpants

Megan: "Yes, those where my fat ruby days, please forget that!"
by pig dance March 28, 2015
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Day Care Center

Another word for groups on Skype. Usually spammed/used by those who dislike being added to groups.
User 1: NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!

NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAY CARE CENTERS!
NO MORE DAYCARE CENTERS!
User 2: OMG STFU! Leave if you don't like it!
by Auron FFX March 30, 2015
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