Friends

Things that u and I won’t ever have

Me: I want to make new friends this year
Parent: you’ll be lonely forever

by Bear is my dogs name August 18, 2021

Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021

perk friend

" The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.

Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.

by Jayeverell August 22, 2021

friend

something you wish you had

A: Look at that girl, she has so many friends!

B: Yep, the exact opposite as you

by weird hoe <3 August 26, 2021

a friend

something that doesn't exist.

I have no a friend

by bobster4356 August 27, 2021

Chaotic Friend group

There’s always one of these in any school.
There’s the loud one, the mom of the group, the one that’s always sleeping, the funny one and then the “wtf” one

That’s the chaotic friend group, you should avoid them

by Bisexual_froggy_<3 August 28, 2021

Friend Retention Percentage

17.8% The percent of people that will remain friends with you after running a D&D game for them if your a total piece of manipulative shit and have no idea what your talking about beyond how to manipulate women.

You see, I've run the numbers multiple times. Do you wanna know what the Friend Retention Percentage is? How many people I've run for that still talk to me today? 17.8% Can I see your tits please I need to feel like a man again?

by heatstim August 31, 2021