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adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.
dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.
by Sexydimma March 23, 2014
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Knock-off friend

A person that isn't treated as anything, but acts the role of being a friend.

When someone isn't regarded as a person, who's feelings are ignored, and who's job is to listen and simply be here because you want to.

Someone who's only purpose is to be a helping friend, but is ignored, mostly emotionally, like they aren't even someone.
Person A: "Who's that guy over there?"

Person B: "Oh, he's Person C's friend. He doesn't really say anything and is only here when Person C needs help. No one really pays attention to him since his only role is to help and not be an actual person."

Person A: "Oh, so he's a knock-off friend."
by ghosthandle June 11, 2022
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Hanging with my friends

Inspired by #hangingmyfriends
Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends
by MinionGorl November 2, 2019
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Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
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Friends

Get 👏 some👏 friends 👏
by FriedNapkinsOfficial November 25, 2019
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Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018
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best friend goals

avery and hailey are best friend goals.
by karen.123_ December 27, 2019
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