cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets

my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist

by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019

Giving the Cat a Bath

When you a man is making love to a woman's anus in a head down position and then he stuffs his entire scrotum into her vagina.

Hector and Lisa were having a rollicking time and then he decided that giving the cat a bath would heighten the moment.

by King Dookey August 5, 2023

Cat

i like cats my cat is named Charlie

I have a cat

by Roadhogmain69 January 27, 2020

The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

lana cat

The most amazing creature on earth. She is a loving cat, but can be on the shy side. She likes to sit in windows and looks out doors, so make sure you have a house with a lot of exits! She's a tabby with a big heart and can be really playful or really sleepy. She's a family cat and never cheats on her owners. Lana is a one of a kind cat and can light up your day with one meow.

wow, lana cat is so amazing!

by here's archy March 20, 2018

Cat Nippling

Cats being milked aggressively at a Harry Potter themed wedding for butter beer. While the couple sneaks of and has sex yelling “ ima shit on these walls ray”.

Omg that wedding had some HARD cat nippling happening behind the bar!

by imashitonthesewallsray November 16, 2021

the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025