digital beanie babies

A synonym for cryptocurrency.

John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck!
Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I?
John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!

by weyus November 10, 2022

Social Housing Baby

Child conceived in order for the mother to (a) gain access to subsidised housing; (b) state benefits; and (c) avoid work for life.

1. How do you plead?
2. Your honour, I was a social housing baby
3. Case dismissed!

by larry donovan May 8, 2009

Jewish Baby Stroller

Any size grill that would accommodate one Jewish child.

There goes Jedediah with that stupid Jewish Baby Stroller again.

by USfyre June 29, 2022

Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.

"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."

by Phewfew May 1, 2009

Baby Mama Time

When your Baby Mama has finally decided she's ready, and you are now "celebrating" her change in heart.

Dave: "Hey, how'd your night go, Shae?"
Shae: "Pretty damn well, it's Baby Mama Time."

by EveryDamnNameisTaken January 26, 2020

baby bird shot

One person takes a shot but doesn't swallow it. They then spit the shot into the mouth of the player receiving the baby bird shot.

guy 1: Bro last night Edward got so fucked up he did a baby bird shot
guy 2: Gross, who was the mama bird?
guy 1: It was Adam
guy 2: Damn, his brother?
guy 1: yep

by YourDadHannibal November 18, 2020

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019