blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Funny Monkey

Adjective: To be the cool person in a group or Somebody people look up to in the comedic scene.

Dude, that show was so Funny Monkey. I'll need to show this to all my friends.

by DevilMoss March 9, 2021

Blue Monkey

Ts is a nickname that Gasely uses to describe YSW

Hey Blue Monkey

by SigmaYSW August 3, 2025

monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK

'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?

by masterworks October 23, 2020

monkey

a monkey

mike is such a monkey

by 0nlym0nkey April 5, 2023

Monkey in da hole

Alfie sucks balls

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole

by Samrules9 March 17, 2022

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025