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wapus cat

A fictious animal made up to scare people who are not very outdoors savy, such as women in general, yankees, retards, small children. Wapus cats are said to be three times the size of normal cats and live in the tops of tall pine trees. Their sole mission in life is to jump down on unsuspecting people in the woods at night and beat the hell out of them and leave as fast as they came.
Hey Pam you better watch out for the Wapus cat, I hear they go for the blondes first.
by Randy Lahi August 29, 2012
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Cat

The better ball of fluff

Can be a house cat,
or a big wild kitty
Has a smol face like :3
Cats are feline
Hey, your cat caught a mouse today, although the mouse ran away before your cat killed it.
by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022
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Cat

Cat
cat
by Mukdate October 20, 2022
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Cat sim

The simulation of an entire season in an online league, either 2K or Madden, caused by Feline creatures laying on game controllers.
Damn man, my cat layed in my lap on the controller. We got a cat sim
by Robert Sanders of Flint May 17, 2020
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Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.
The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.
by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022
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Cat

Damn she got a fat-cat.”
by RealJew144 February 21, 2020
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Doja cat

The most beautiful, talented, gorgeous and amazing woman on this planet and u can’t fricking deny that.
She’s a singer / rapper and she always gives “another day another slay period” type of vibe and she like so gorgeous and sexy.s
Someone: what’s the name of that Hot, beautiful, gorgeous lady who sings and raps?
You: doja cat 😃
by Urlocalamazingqueen July 8, 2022
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