mastuccio cat

someone wise and with it. with a snapy dress sense.

oh that ed, such a mastuccio cat

by amander456 February 09, 2011

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)

‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’

by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 01, 2020

catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.

Dude, I totally catted that!

by BigDaddyCash August 01, 2020

Catted

When your cat is laying on you and you can't get up or you'll disturb it.

Me: Hon, could you get me more water, I've been catted.

Hon: OK...wouldn't want to disturb the cat!

by Brook Byrnes January 30, 2023

catted

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)

i smoked so much, i’m catted.

her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted

by definecatted January 14, 2021

Brown cat

Brown cat is a sex act where a male has anal sex with a female and she pushes out the feces from her rectum while the man is having anal intercourse with her.
Then the man proceeds to scoop the fecal matter in his hand and smears it on the womans back. She then becomes the brown cat.

Him: Do you wanna do the brown cat with me?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021