Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
by Dark blue banana fucker September 30, 2021
Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 20, 2021
When a woman won't leave a partner or group of friends until she has found a suitable replacement, like a monkey swinging from one vine to another, generally because she can't stand being alone.
by AflacDuck77777 August 29, 2010
An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 09, 2020
A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
by TrumpsLeftNut July 21, 2023
by The truth will prevail May 22, 2023