Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

Pam-monkey

Used as a filler word when you don’t know what word should go into the space in a sentence.

You should go grab... what’s that Pam-monkey thing called? The wrench.

by Pammonkeyking December 19, 2018

The Brown Monkey

When a woman has her legs wrapped around a mans neck with a banana in his mouth and she sticks it up her arsehole

Sarah wanted to get kinky tonight so she found a banana and wanted to do the brown monkey

by Stan cockin December 20, 2018

Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy

My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy

by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018

Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...

If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.

by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018

Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.

I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.

by PDirty December 28, 2018

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018