Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 4, 2018

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Flying monkey

Flying monkey was coined by the movie Wizard of Oz where Wicked Witch dispatches flying monkeys to retrieve Dorothy and her dog. Flying monkeys are the narcissist followers that smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and destroy you. With the targeted individual program, the CIA runs electronic harassment and the FBI runs gangstalking and Fusion Centers sychronize everything and they use all of their partnerships as partners in crime and dispatch flying monkeys to smear campaign, gaslight, harass, attack, and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability.

Infragard and Citizens Corps are the FBI's flying monkeys.

by TI Satan June 26, 2023

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Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022

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Monkey

Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.

It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.

by A bing bong user March 27, 2024

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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021

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