Work Instruction

A riduculous document which is far too detailed and tricky to write, permanantly needs updating and then once ratified it disspears into a black hole never to be used by anyone.

Work Instruction for application processing

by Pixie Pedley February 5, 2010

Workin' On Work

Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.

What are you doing?! Workin' on Work

by WorkinDave July 13, 2007

catch the works

when you tryna give someone the dick or your love if you seeet like that

ay shawd you tryna catch the works later??

by ANTSYBITCH January 27, 2018

holding work

To be in possession of any illegal narcotics

Lil E: look out Cuz , u holding work today cause I sure could use some motivation in my life right now

by C.Stuart. November 26, 2019

perc work

Having sex with a male that is under the influence of a Percocet.

“Aye bro you fuck Camille yet?” “Hell yea bro I gave her that Perc Work

by 5StarSav May 18, 2018

Work bit

Got busted at work for drugs

My bar was work bit

by Seattlebyebye September 22, 2017

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019